the awesome miss.broccoli


Listen!
This is Miss Broccoli - upcoming supermodel/starlet/world-famous whatever...

If you like veggie, you will love me. If you don't, you will love me even more!

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born: 22.07.1991 in sweden
1 brother: mr carrot (married to mrs roberta carrot)
1 sister: ms strawberry
like: my webcam, vanilla ice cream, cold showers, martini sour
don't like: worms, insects

don't ask dumb stuff, i'm sensitive

luv cats <3

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belieberfreak:

this is why I love tumblr.

Source: the-incredible-hulk

who needs flowers when u can have broccoli

who needs flowers when u can have broccoli

nerd-style-awesomness

nerd-style-awesomness

broccolicious

broccolicious

toriseandbe:

 Drinking Fiji water. Cause I’m worth it.

you are awesome!

toriseandbe:

 Drinking Fiji water. Cause I’m worth it.

you are awesome!

Source: toriseandbe

Sesame Street: Hurray-Hurrah For Broccoli →

Broccoli for Breakfast

Broccoli for breakfast.
Broccoli for lunch.
Broccoli that's tender.
Broccoli with crunch.

Broccoli for dinner.
Broccoli for snacks.
Broccoli in boxes
and baskets and sacks.

Broccoli for weeks and
for months and for years.
It's up to my eyeballs.
It's up to my ears!

I used to like broccoli
but now, I'm afraid,
its beauty, at best,
is beginning to fade.

It's lacking in luster.
It's lost all its charm.
But that's how it goes
on a broccoli farm.

beautiful ladies :3

beautiful ladies :3

thesoundofmyvendetta:

that grin &lt;3

thesoundofmyvendetta:

that grin <3

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